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Which moon do you belong on?

Alyria is about to come to an end from a meteor; You...
Drink yourself into a stupor.
Try to pay your way onto Ganuk's rocket.
Journey to the deepest part of the biggest dungeon you can think of.
Throw the biggest party imaginable.
Visit the moon imps in hope they'll tell you how to get to their home.
Decide to be ignorant and refuse to accept it.


You're sitting with your better half and you see a shooting star, the first thing that comes to mind is...
I wonder what would happen if that bitch hit Alyria...
When are we going to go back to my place?! *sigh*
OH NO, the Three Witches are attacking Alyria again!!!
I wish... damn, what do I wish?
I could really go for some KFC right about now.
Do my pants match my shirt?


A brilliant Gnome makes a contraption to open a black hole, soon after destroying the towne of Rune, you...
Decide to burn all Gnomes to a crisp!
Try to save the Gnomes being burnt to a crisp.
Begin rebuilding your now, non-existant house.
Do nothing-- you were also sucked into the black hole.
Giggle/laugh and return to your haven of Sigil.
Join Lord Maldra in the victory party!


While wondering through Decara, you come upon an open rift to the Archon Base you...
Run inside, hoping you're the first to see it.
Gather some archon friends and slay them all!
Stick your head through to look around, only to be decapitated straight away.
Throw trash through it. -- "That'll teach 'em!"
Decorate it with pretty lil' flowers. -- Aww, how cute! *gag*
Zap it with your most powerful spell, which causes the gate to collapse and explode like a nuculear bomb; annihilating you and the entire towne.


If you were an Immortal, you would...
Load yourself 345345 orbs and manuals.
Go wizinvis and begin taunting people.
Curse out the imms to see how long it takes to get deleted.
Erase every Ogre Village quest from the repetoire of quests!@#
Systematically deconstruct, rank by rank, the MM administration and destroy the game.
Do everything possible in your power to end Duende's pathetic existence!


It's that time of year again, and Father-Vassago is about to bring all the presents to the kids of Alyria, you hope for...
A tool kit, I always wanted to be a gnome!
A telescope-- Hoping to be the next balzathaar and get everyone's orbs?!
Nothing, I don't believe in Father-Vassago...
Two pieces of Coal, no chance of me getting anything else. :(
That KFC I never got while watching the stars that night!
A brand new Divusmors Helm, mmm resistance to lightning.


After a long, hard day of questing, you journey home to find that a pack of street-bums have decided to squat in your house, locking you out; you would...
Burn the house, hoping the smoke them out... and if not, serves them right!
Teleport inside and kick their asses.
Give them the house, now that it's tainted you could never live inside again.
Melt it-- did you know I lived in an igloo?!
Live in their left over cardboard box outside your house. Easy come, easy go.
Search for those spare keys you left under the doormat.


You wake up one day, to find yourself in Lord Agrippa's shoes; you would...
Get me a new wife! It's been a while since that other chick died, and I want cookies.
Take a walk outside for a change. I mean, seriously, questers can live without me for 20 minutes!
Cast 'resurrect' on Lady Saresyn, duh...
Order Sir Tristan to decapitate that goddamn Tzapoatli!
Get rid of that annoying wolf; He always pants so damn loudly--and the incessant barking!
Invesigate the claims that the bright nights brothel has been ripping people off. I swear, I've heard lots of complaints...


If you could choose one new quest item from the following, which would it be?
Vandemaar's Magical Gate of Peeking into Your Local High School's Girls' Locker Room.
A Wand of Slay Immortal, containing 1000 charges.
An Orb of Yo-Yo Mastery, when used, will increase your knowledge of yo-yo 100 per cent, so you get no more yo-yo level betters.
A Jar of Ethics and Morals, but I would need a lot of them to give to the Immortals.
An Amulet of Drop a Volvo on Duende's Dorm Room, 2/2 charges per day.
A Love Potion; 1 charge of get any guy/girl you want.


What does 1 + 1 equal?
2
You must really be running out of ideas for questions...
A window.
74776F
Yawn...
Why isn't this quiz finished yet?!


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